Critical Hits and Misses #22 - Seussday, September 6th, 2016

Also: Seussday is our improvement on Tuesday, so here is a picture of a fox in socks. Foxes don't like socks, doctor. 

"I mean, what were you thinking?!"

What's today's musical hit? The Strumbellas respond: "We Don't Know."

Today's critical rolls:
1. Could your spirit animal take down a Vaporeon? If so, how?
2. What's your favourite terrible idea? Keep it PG, please.

— Critical Writ has a super-duper strict comment policy that specifies a single rule above all others: don't use the word "moist." Also, don't be a vexatious vaniloquist.