Critical Hits & Misses #91

Is it cold where you are? José Gonzalez's music is perfect for when you're all bundled up and trying to shut out the world.

Today's critical roll:

If you were to turn into a vigilante today, what would your costume and name be like, and what would you be doing/defending?

— Critical Writ has a super-duper strict comment policy that specifies a single rule above all others: don't be an idol of idiot-worshippers (taken from Shakespeare's Troilus and Cressida).