Are you depressed? Have you lost contact with your teammates after a disastrous mercenary mission? Do normal missions just feel boring? If you answered "Yes" to all of these questions, you might be Gwen Poole, aka Gwenpool. How can you make life adventurous again? Go save a town from a vampire! Never mind that you're scared of vampires, it's a completely clear, black-and-white situation. Monster bad, townspeople good, right?
As it turns out, no, that isn't right. That probably ended up being beneficial to Gwen, though, as she's terrified of vampires. In general, hunting a vampire turns out to be very different in the Marvel world. Other magical creatures exist, and they might not actually want to hurt anyone. Also, much like a police stakeout, hiding out and waiting for a vampire isn't as fun as it looks in Buffy The Vampire Slayer. The comic actually has a great nod to BVTS when Gwen meets her employer.
Undead dummies? Maybe he'll go after Slappy in one of the back-up series in R.L. Stine's Man-Thing series. I can dream... |
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