Critical Hits & Misses #143

How I feel in Stardew Valley during the spring flower dance...
For today's musical hit, we have Lana Del Rey and "Love"

Today's critical rolls: It's Monday! What's on the agenda for the week? Anything fun and interesting? Any political or social campaigning or protesting you plan to do?

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