'Sabrina' Goes To War This September

Prepare your magic spells and take care of your familiars, the witches are heading into battle!

The current arc in The Chilling Adventures Of Sabrina may be over, but never fear, we won’t be running out of magical content just yet! Of course, that’s assuming there’s no more year-long delays. After next month’s one-off issue centering on Salem Saberhagen, the seventh issue will begin a six-part story arc entitled “Witch-War!”

In case you missed the sixth issue, let me put up a big, fat SPOILER WARNING! Spoilers below the manga Sabrina from an earlier serialized volume!

You ready? Good. Madam Satan has been manipulating everyone like the diabolical puppetmaster that she is. Firstly, she formed a coven of witches with some familiar Riverdale faces. Betty and Veronica, with her help, have been enticing Nancy into joining up. Secondly, Madam Satan has secretly been using the coven to reanimate Harvey Kinkle, Sabrina's dead boyfriend.

However, there's one eensy-teensy little problem. Harvey's body is alive, but Edward Spellman inhabits it. Yeah, you read that correctly. If Sabrina does get back together with Harvey, then this has the potential to go into some very disturbing places.

Will Sabrina realize what happened? Will Hilda and Zelda be able to keep Sabrina away from "Harvey?" Will Madam Satan succeed in her enigmatic plan? We'll find out more on September 21st!

Zachary Krishef is an evil genius. Do not question his knowledge of Saturday Night Live trivia or the Harry Potter books.