Critical Hits & Misses #265

For today's musical hit, because i just have to okay?, we have Bonnie Tyler's classic "Total Eclipse of the Heart"

Today's critical rolls: Did you watch the eclipse? Even if you didn't, do you find science and the heavenly bodies interesting?

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