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- Forbes has released its 2017 list of highest paid actresses, and as USA Today notes, not a single one is a person of color. This is my surprised face. Hollywood, get your *&^% together.
- Donald Trump has gotten (rightfully) wrecked by almost everyone imaginable, for failing to speak out against white supremacists who caused the deadly riot in Virginia last weekend. Seth Meyers, never a fan of Trump to begin with, didn't hold back about the idiotic response from the guy squatting in the White House.
For today's musical hit, we have P!nk and "What About Us"
Today's critical rolls: According to some people, the solar eclipse next Monday will bring about the end of the world, or maybe just plain ol' alien abduction. Whatever. If this is your last weekend on Earth, what would you do with it if you had the money to do anything you wanted to?
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