Critical Hits & Misses #288

For today's musical hit, we have Lorde and "Royals"

Today's critical rolls: If money was no obstacle, what kind of celebrity experience/merchandise would you dish out money for, especially if it was for a good cause? What celebrity would you want to hang out with, what would you want to do, or what kind of item would you want from them?

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