Critical Hits & Misses #289

For today's musical hit, we have Pitbull, because goddammit, even if you don't like his music, he's obviously a good person. (Here, listen to the catchy club number, "Timber")

Today's critical rolls: If money was no obstacle, what kind of good would you use your powers for?

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