Critical Hits & Misses #287

For today's musical hit, we have Sia and "Cheap Thrills"

Today's critical rolls: It's Monday, it's officially fall, and we're talking about dragons (none of these things are necessarily related, mind you). Would you want a dragon? What would you name them? What color would their scales be?

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