Critical Hits & Misses #319

For today's musical hit, we have Fallout Boy's "Hold Me Tight or Don't"

Today's critical rolls: If you have kids, or want kids, or even if you don't... would you let your kids be child stars? Would YOU have wanted to be a child star? 

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